school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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