my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
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