Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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