I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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