honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
