Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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