i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
