cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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