I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I am naked and annoyed.
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