A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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