I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Life is so much better after having sex.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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