Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
