Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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