i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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