bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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