How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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