I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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