I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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