ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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