So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
3pm strippers are depressing
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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