You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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