i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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