Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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