Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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