I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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