Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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