This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Alive.
So much puke
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
