Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
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