Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
