you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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