I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
