How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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