laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Do plants get herpes?
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