I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
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