Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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