can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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