if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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