their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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