Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I am one with the molecules
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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