I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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