Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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