note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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