your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
and she was petting her beer can
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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