Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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