my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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