He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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