all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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