i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
