The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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