I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
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